Most of this is true for me...except I cannot use jumper cables ;)
- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia/Greensburg/Camp Hill for the weekend, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Pennsylvania.
- If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Pennsylvania.
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